So I am here on the island alone now. SuperMoto had to go off to work. I am working here on painting and mowing and gunk.
The night before last I sat up much too late reading Eclipse. It is captivating for sure. Eerie too a tiny bit and I am in the Pacific Northwest and we do have forest surrounding us. See where I am going with this???
I went upstairs to get ready for bed. The light was on up there and it was pitch black outside. I was deep in thought and the next thing you know I could hear footsteps
in the gravel. Lots of them really. It sounded like the house was surrounded and I was going to be ambushed.
Of course, like all good horror movie heroines I yelled out the window, " is somebody there?" The footsteps didn't seem to stop and nobody ran away or anything so, I really started to freak out. My heart was pounding in my throat and I was practically choking down sobs as I threw off the light and stumbled downstairs looking for a flashlight.
I crept back upstairs and started to shine the light outside.
Do you know how hard it is to shine a flashlight through a window screen????? When I finally got the right position to see something all I could see is hundreds of sets of eyes, millions even, well eight to ten at least. It was deer. I think. I mean I was so out of my mind with fear that at that moment I wasn't rational about it.
Quickly I grabbed the phone and dialed SuperMoto on the east coast. I woke him of course as it was like three in the morning there. He was kind to me and gave me some pointers and tips as to how to deal with this in the future but assured me that it was probably deer.
Pointer 1. Park Jeep backwards and have keys upstairs with me so that if I hear it again I cam use the key clicker thingy and turn on the headlights thereby lighting up the entire front yard and exposing those evil deer.
Pointer 2. Use flashlight through the glass side only not the screen.
Pointer 3. Place Jeep in a position that is not blocking the motion sensor light in the future.
All valid points. The plan is in place.
It is me against the deer.
Wonder where our super protective watchdog was during this episode???
Sprawled out sleeping on the bed, happy and cozy and content. AARG!